- On today's docket: more work on my iTunes, a 5 mile walk, and a cigar at Meridian Hill Park. #GreatDayAlert 3 hours ago
- Shake ya ass! But watch yo'self. 16 hours ago
- You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar...when I met you. #80sFriday 19 hours ago
- Preach it, child! RT @dmcrawford I'm officially declaring the death of the word "PREACH." 19 hours ago
- RT @FunnyWilfred: Dear chocolate commercials, no one eats chocolate in slow motion with their eyes closed. Sincerely, normal people. -_- 19 hours ago
Politics & Pop Culture from a homocon.